toast and sparks’ ship name is officially toastedsparkles as decided by me and kiwimoka but mostly me
what the fuck
rekt by grandma
wtf I’m so offended??? why arent i in this ship
because u r a nerdbaby that is so gr8 u need ur own category
J e sus fuc k ing ch rist
we ship each other to
*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*
right but now you have responsibilitrees
There has been talk of Strife and bioluminescence and freckles and bioluminescent freckles and then this happened.If you squint at this fic and maybe tilt your head a bit to the left, you might see some Parvill idk.Parv’s castle was heavy stone and dim torches, windowless to keep the water out, so it was too easy to lose track of time. He hated alarms and never bothered to set one, so on the days Strife was meant to come over, Parv would wake to a warm hand on his bare shoulder and a pair of overbright jade eyes shining above him."Rise and shine, Parvis!" Parv wondered if the CEO took extra pleasure in waking him up super early. "Seven thirty is not super early," Strife would snort. And Parv would reply with a, “Seven thirty is not super early,” in his best whiney impersonation of Strife, while pulling his shirt over his head.
Hey the thing I reblogged earlier reminded me to mention this:
I can promise all my followers that I do notpost or reblog jump scares, ever, because A) I don’t like them and they suck, and B) I know at least a few of my followers have anxiety in one form or another and I’m not going to be that jerk.
So yes. There will be no jump scares from this blog, just wanted to ease your minds preemptively.
I’d love to see Sips and Sjin do a vlog together, because Sips literally doesn’t move and Sjin can’t sit still, and it’d be like this hyperactive puppy and a grumpy older dog just letting it get excited like “Just look at the shit I have to deal with.”
one of my friends told me i was being a bitch, then she said i have been acting like a bitch for the past 2 weeks, then she up and walked away with the ultimate bitchface on.
Sorry im a little bitter as im fucking sick as hell and am in the process of moving and losing all my friends…again
No need to be such a cunt and be all fuckin rude and shit. Like chill
btw if you confront me tomorrow i will look you in the eyes and tell you to yiff in hell.